Cucumberpus Cotton Tee


Dive into style with our Cucumberpus Cotton Tee, where high fashion meets sea monster chic! This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a one-way ticket to becoming the life of the party. Imagine the love child of a cucumber and an octopus, now slap that on a super soft, high-quality cotton tee.

Sounds wild, right? Perfect for anyone ready to embrace their quirky side and spark some "What on earth is that?" conversations. Rock this tee and show off your flair for the unique and the comfortable.

Available exclusively in our online store, it's time to let your inner cucumberpus out and make waves in every crowd!

Size Chart & Product Info
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
Length, in 28 29 30 31 32 33 34

** please consult the sizing chart BEFORE purchasing, we are not responsible for any mis-sizing.

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton
  • Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat. *THIS PRODUCT WILL SHRINK*
  • Lightweight, Classic unisex fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
  • Boots & Jeans pictured are sold by Origin, a Pete Roberts & Jocko Willink company. Here is a link to shop for yours

⚔️ 100% Cotton

⚔️ Unisex fit

⚔️ 100% No Sweatshop & Eco-Friendly Production

⚔️ Printed and shipped from the USA