Party Sloth Blast Cotton Tee


Ready to crank up the chill factor to epic levels? Slip into our Party Sloth Blast Cotton Tee and become the life of the slow lane! This isn't just a t-shirt, it's your new party armor, crafted from the softest cotton that lets you lounge, dance, or hang upside down from a tree branch (we don't judge).

Perfect for anyone who believes that every day should feel like a slow-motion rave, this tee is the ultimate convo starter. Available only in our online store, it’s your ticket to turning heads and sparking giggles. So, grab this tee, embrace your inner party sloth, and let's get this slow party started!

Size Chart & Product Info
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
Length, in 28 29 30 31 32 33 34

** please consult the sizing chart BEFORE purchasing, we are not responsible for any mis-sizing.

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton
  • Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat. *THIS PRODUCT WILL SHRINK*
  • Lightweight, Classic unisex fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
  • Boots & Jeans pictured are sold by Origin, a Pete Roberts & Jocko Willink company. Here is a link to shop for yours

⚔️ 100% Cotton

⚔️ Unisex fit

⚔️ 100% No Sweatshop & Eco-Friendly Production

⚔️ Printed and shipped from the USA