Snail Parachute Cotton Tee


Ready to elevate your wardrobe at a snail's pace? Dive into the Snail Parachute Cotton Tee! Perfect for those who like their fashion served with a side of slow-motion swagger, this tee is your new go-to whether you're free-falling from 10,000 feet or just lounging on the couch.

Crafted from the softest, breathable cotton, it promises comfort that'll last longer than a snail's marathon. Plus, the eye-popping snail parachute graphic is guaranteed to turn heads (at a leisurely pace, of course). Don't just crawl through your fashion journey, glide with style and a touch of humor.

Snag this tee and watch your cool factor soar to new, albeit slow, heights!

Size Chart & Product Info
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
Length, in 28 29 30 31 32 33 34

** please consult the sizing chart BEFORE purchasing, we are not responsible for any mis-sizing.

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton
  • Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat. *THIS PRODUCT WILL SHRINK*
  • Lightweight, Classic unisex fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
  • Boots & Jeans pictured are sold by Origin, a Pete Roberts & Jocko Willink company. Here is a link to shop for yours

⚔️ 100% Cotton

⚔️ Unisex fit

⚔️ 100% No Sweatshop & Eco-Friendly Production

⚔️ Printed and shipped from the USA