Retro Simian Glassworks Cotton Tee


Ready to swing into style with a side of sass? The Retro Simian Glassworks Cotton Tee is your new go-to for turning heads and sparking smiles. Crafted from the softest cotton that feels like a hug from a cloud, this shirt sports a cheeky monkey design that's guaranteed to be the conversation starter at any gathering.

Perfect for vine-swinging adventures or just chilling with your troop, it's the ultimate statement piece for those who dare to be different. Snag yours exclusively at, because even Vikings know how to crack a joke. Warning: wearing this tee may cause spontaneous outbreaks of fun and a severe case of coolness.

Go bananas and grab one before they all swing off the shelves!

Size Chart & Product Info
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
Length, in 28 29 30 31 32 33 34

** please consult the sizing chart BEFORE purchasing, we are not responsible for any mis-sizing.

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton
  • Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat. *THIS PRODUCT WILL SHRINK*
  • Lightweight, Classic unisex fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
  • Boots & Jeans pictured are sold by Origin, a Pete Roberts & Jocko Willink company. Here is a link to shop for yours

⚔️ 100% Cotton

⚔️ Unisex fit

⚔️ 100% No Sweatshop & Eco-Friendly Production

⚔️ Printed and shipped from the USA