Sloth Detective Cotton Tee

Description

Get ready to crack the case at a snail's pace with our Sloth Detective Cotton Tee! This isn't just any tee, it's your new partner in crime-solving, perfect for those who like their mysteries unraveled slower than a sloth on a lazy Sunday. Flaunt your love for leisurely investigation and watch as heads turn... not quickly, of course, because, well, sloths.

Rock this shirt and show the world that high-speed chases are overrated and the coolest detectives take their time. Snag this tee and step into the slow lane of fashion-forward detective work. Dive into the world of chill vibes and even chiller case-solving, only with us.

Get yours now and let the slow sleuthing begin!

Size Chart & Product Info
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
Length, in 28 29 30 31 32 33 34

** please consult the sizing chart BEFORE purchasing, we are not responsible for any mis-sizing.

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton
  • Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat. *THIS PRODUCT WILL SHRINK*
  • Lightweight, Classic unisex fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
  • Boots & Jeans pictured are sold by Origin, a Pete Roberts & Jocko Willink company. Here is a link to shop for yours https://originmaine.com/?ref=VikingGoods&utm_source=affiliate

⚔️ 100% Cotton

⚔️ Unisex fit

⚔️ 100% No Sweatshop & Eco-Friendly Production

⚔️ Printed and shipped from the USA