Dry Land Whale Cotton Tee


Are you ready to be the biggest fish in the pond, or, let’s make that the biggest whale on the block? Slip into our Dry Land Whale Cotton Tee and prepare to make waves, even without a drop of water in sight! This isn't just a t-shirt; it's your ticket to becoming a land-based legend, rocking a look that says, "Yes, I’m majestic, and I know it."

Crafted from the softest cotton, this tee is like wearing a hug from your most fashionable friend. It's available only in our online store, where cool meets comfort at the intersection of trendy and hilarious. With its playful whale design, you won't just walk into a room, you'll make an entrance... splash zone not required.

So, why settle for being another fish out of water when you can be a whale strutting its stuff on the streets? Get your flippers on our Dry Land Whale Cotton Tee today and start turning sidewalks into your personal runway. Let the oceanic fun begin!

Size Chart & Product Info
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
Length, in 28 29 30 31 32 33 34

** please consult the sizing chart BEFORE purchasing, we are not responsible for any mis-sizing.

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton
  • Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat. *THIS PRODUCT WILL SHRINK*
  • Lightweight, Classic unisex fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
  • Boots & Jeans pictured are sold by Origin, a Pete Roberts & Jocko Willink company. Here is a link to shop for yours https://originmaine.com/?ref=VikingGoods&utm_source=affiliate

⚔️ 100% Cotton

⚔️ Unisex fit

⚔️ 100% No Sweatshop & Eco-Friendly Production

⚔️ Printed and shipped from the USA