Human Walking Cotton Tee

Description

Hit the streets and flaunt your bipedal superpowers with our Human Walking Cotton Tee! This isn't merely a tee; think of it as your personal chuckle factory on fabric, designed to transform ordinary pavements into your personal fashion parade. Strut your stuff at the grocery store or glide down the boulevard – wherever you go, our tee is there to inject a dash of humor and heaps of style into your stride.

Ideal for the style-savvy pedestrian, this shirt is all about celebrating your ability to put one foot in front of the other with panache and a pinch of playfulness. So, lace up your sneakers, pull on this conversation-sparking masterpiece, and prepare to turn heads as you expertly navigate the urban jungle. Walk on, wild thing, walk on!

Size Chart & Product Info
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
Length, in 28 29 30 31 32 33 34

** please consult the sizing chart BEFORE purchasing, we are not responsible for any mis-sizing.

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton
  • Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat. *THIS PRODUCT WILL SHRINK*
  • Lightweight, Classic unisex fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
  • Boots & Jeans pictured are sold by Origin, a Pete Roberts & Jocko Willink company. Here is a link to shop for yours https://originmaine.com/?ref=VikingGoods&utm_source=affiliate

⚔️ 100% Cotton

⚔️ Unisex fit

⚔️ 100% No Sweatshop & Eco-Friendly Production

⚔️ Printed and shipped from the USA