I Am Just Short Cotton Tee


Hey short squad, have you ever been mistaken for a background character in "The Hobbit"? Say no more. Slip into our "I Am Just Short" Cotton Tee and take your short pride to new heights... well, metaphorically speaking.

This tee isn't just a piece of clothing; it's your new clapback ready to silence the "How's the weather down there?" with a cheeky grin. Proudly strut your stuff (all 5 feet of it) in this hilarious, high-quality cotton tee, available only at VikingGoods.com. Perfect for anyone who’s mastered the art of the tiptoe reach or has a step stool in every room.

Rock this shirt and watch the compliments roll in as fast as the jokes. Elevate your wardrobe, embrace your height, and remember, good things come in small packages!

Size Chart & Product Info
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
Length, in 28 29 30 31 32 33 34

** please consult the sizing chart BEFORE purchasing, we are not responsible for any mis-sizing.

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton
  • Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat. *THIS PRODUCT WILL SHRINK*
  • Lightweight, Classic unisex fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
  • Boots & Jeans pictured are sold by Origin, a Pete Roberts & Jocko Willink company. Here is a link to shop for yours https://originmaine.com/?ref=VikingGoods&utm_source=affiliate

⚔️ 100% Cotton

⚔️ Unisex fit

⚔️ 100% No Sweatshop & Eco-Friendly Production

⚔️ Printed and shipped from the USA