Knighted Sloth Cotton Tee

Description

Slide into the day like royalty with our Knighted Sloth Cotton Tee! This isn't just any tee, it's your new uniform in the kingdom of cool, casual, and comically slow. Picture this: a sloth, decked out in knight's armor, chilling right on your chest, proving that even the noblest warriors take time to nap. This shirt screams, "I'm in no rush," perfect for those who lead with a laid-back vibe and a soft, cottony touch.

Whether you're chilling on your throne (aka your super comfy bed) or embarking on a grand adventure to the fridge, this tee is your go-to gear. It's not just about making a fashion statement; it's about declaring your allegiance to the slow lane, where every slow step is a step taken in style. So, suit up, join the elite club of relaxed rulers, and let's make 'taking it easy' the new cool. Remember, slow and steady doesn't just win the race... it chills, it charms, and it definitely turns heads!

Size Chart & Product Info
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
Length, in 28 29 30 31 32 33 34

** please consult the sizing chart BEFORE purchasing, we are not responsible for any mis-sizing.

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton
  • Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat. *THIS PRODUCT WILL SHRINK*
  • Lightweight, Classic unisex fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
  • Boots & Jeans pictured are sold by Origin, a Pete Roberts & Jocko Willink company. Here is a link to shop for yours https://originmaine.com/?ref=VikingGoods&utm_source=affiliate

⚔️ 100% Cotton

⚔️ Unisex fit

⚔️ 100% No Sweatshop & Eco-Friendly Production

⚔️ Printed and shipped from the USA