Speedy Snail Cotton tee


Buckle up, fashion racers, and get ready to hit turbo with our Speedy Snail Cotton Tee! Who said snails can't be fast? This tee isn't just a wardrobe staple; it's a cheeky nod to all the underdogs turning heads at breakneck, er, snail pace.

Featuring a design that's bound to have onlookers doing a double-take, you'll be the talk of the track... or the sidewalk. Perfect for those who like their style served with a side of sarcasm, this shirt combines ultimate comfort with a pinch of playful charm. Available only in our online store, it's time to slow roll into the fast lane and prove that, yes, even snails can sprint (style-wise, at least).

Grab the Speedy Snail Cotton Tee and let's make molasses look fast!

Size Chart & Product Info
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
Length, in 28 29 30 31 32 33 34

** please consult the sizing chart BEFORE purchasing, we are not responsible for any mis-sizing.

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton
  • Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat. *THIS PRODUCT WILL SHRINK*
  • Lightweight, Classic unisex fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
  • Boots & Jeans pictured are sold by Origin, a Pete Roberts & Jocko Willink company. Here is a link to shop for yours https://originmaine.com/?ref=VikingGoods&utm_source=affiliate

⚔️ 100% Cotton

⚔️ Unisex fit

⚔️ 100% No Sweatshop & Eco-Friendly Production

⚔️ Printed and shipped from the USA