Strategic Ape Mastermind Cotton Tee


Ready to let your inner genius monkey around? Swing into style with our Strategic Ape Mastermind Cotton Tee! This isn't just any tee; it's your new uniform for world domination (or at least dominating the brunch scene).

With a design so cool it'll make other shirts look like they're still in the pre-evolution stage, you're set to be the alpha of the fashion pack. Rock this tee and you'll pop out more than a ripe banana in a fruit salad. Exclusively at, snag this shirt and let your strategic ape genius loose.

Time to show the world who's really running the jungle gym!

Size Chart & Product Info
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
Length, in 28 29 30 31 32 33 34

** please consult the sizing chart BEFORE purchasing, we are not responsible for any mis-sizing.

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton
  • Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat. *THIS PRODUCT WILL SHRINK*
  • Lightweight, Classic unisex fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
  • Boots & Jeans pictured are sold by Origin, a Pete Roberts & Jocko Willink company. Here is a link to shop for yours

⚔️ 100% Cotton

⚔️ Unisex fit

⚔️ 100% No Sweatshop & Eco-Friendly Production

⚔️ Printed and shipped from the USA