Crippled King Cotton Tee


Strut your stuff and command your court with the Crippled King Cotton Tee! Who says you need to be serious to reign supreme? Not us!

This tee is perfect for anyone who loves a good chuckle with their fashion. Featuring a design so cool, it'll have folks kneeling in the aisles of the supermarket just to admire your swagger. And let's be real, even a king gets a little wobbly after a night out on the town.

Rock this shirt and show the world that you can rule, stumble, and still look fabulous doing it. Snag yours today at and let the kingdom know that the Crippled King is here to stay. Long live the vibes!

Size Chart & Product Info
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL
Width, in 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
Length, in 28 29 30 31 32 33 34

** please consult the sizing chart BEFORE purchasing, we are not responsible for any mis-sizing.

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton
  • Machine wash cold with like colors, dry low heat. *THIS PRODUCT WILL SHRINK*
  • Lightweight, Classic unisex fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
  • Boots & Jeans pictured are sold by Origin, a Pete Roberts & Jocko Willink company. Here is a link to shop for yours

⚔️ 100% Cotton

⚔️ Unisex fit

⚔️ 100% No Sweatshop & Eco-Friendly Production

⚔️ Printed and shipped from the USA