Goose Traffic Guard Cotton Tee

Ready to be the boss of the crosswalk and make cars stop with just a glance? Slide into our Goose Traffic Guard Cotton Tee and get ready to snap necks quicker than a gaggle of geese hitting a zebra crossing! This isn't your average tee; it's a fashion megaphone that yells, "Honk if you're into geese!" Ideal for the style-savvy prankster, this shirt is the ultimate addition to a wardrobe that doesn't take itself too seriously.

Whether you're dodging taxis downtown or kicking back in your neighborhood park, our tee ensures you do it with unmatched swag. Why just blend in when you were meant to ruffle feathers? Flap into the spotlight and show off your plumage with pride in our coolest cotton sensation!